Funny Keychain for Him or Her
JUST $9.99 – TODAY ONLY!
💬 *I Hope Your Day Is as Nice as Your Butt* Keychain™
🎁 Funny, Flirty & Thoughtful – The ultimate surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, or crush.
❤️ Engraved With Love (and Sass) – A cheeky message that’ll keep them smiling every time they grab their keys.
🔩 Premium Stainless Steel – Polished to perfection, it won’t tarnish, bend, or fade.
📦 Optional Gift Box & Engraving – Personalize the back or upgrade to a gift box to make it extra special.
✨ Make 'Em Laugh, Then Melt
Whether it's an anniversary, birthday, Valentine’s Day, or a just-because gift, this playful little token of love hits the mark every time. Thoughtful, durable, and downright hilarious.
💬 "I got this for my husband and he added it to his car keys instantly. I love little gifts like that—sweet, fun, and personal." – Jane F.
⏳ Limited stock available. These sell out FAST – grab yours now before they're gone!
Gift-Ready Packaging Included
Each keychain arrives in a sleek velvet pouch, ready to impress. No extra wrapping needed.
Our 100% Happiness Guarantee 💯
If you’re not totally obsessed with your order, we’ll make it right. No questions asked.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is it made of?
It’s made from high-grade polished stainless steel — won’t rust, tarnish, or fade.
Is it gift-ready?
Yes! It comes in a soft velvet pouch, or you can upgrade to a premium gift box for $5.
Can I engrave a personal message?
Absolutely. You can add back engraving for $5. Make it cute, spicy, or sentimental!
What’s the delivery time?
U.S. orders arrive in 7–16 days, and international orders in 10–20 days.
What if I change my mind?
No problem! We offer a 100% happiness guarantee—just contact us and we’ll fix it.
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JUST $9.99 – TODAY ONLY!
💬 *I Hope Your Day Is as Nice as Your Butt* Keychain™
🎁 Funny, Flirty & Thoughtful – The ultimate surprise for your boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, or crush.
❤️ Engraved With Love (and Sass) – A cheeky message that’ll keep them smiling every time they grab their keys.
🔩 Premium Stainless Steel – Polished to perfection, it won’t tarnish, bend, or fade.
📦 Optional Gift Box & Engraving – Personalize the back or upgrade to a gift box to make it extra special.
✨ Make 'Em Laugh, Then Melt
Whether it's an anniversary, birthday, Valentine’s Day, or a just-because gift, this playful little token of love hits the mark every time. Thoughtful, durable, and downright hilarious.
💬 "I got this for my husband and he added it to his car keys instantly. I love little gifts like that—sweet, fun, and personal." – Jane F.
⏳ Limited stock available. These sell out FAST – grab yours now before they're gone!
Gift-Ready Packaging Included
Each keychain arrives in a sleek velvet pouch, ready to impress. No extra wrapping needed.
Our 100% Happiness Guarantee 💯
If you’re not totally obsessed with your order, we’ll make it right. No questions asked.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is it made of?
It’s made from high-grade polished stainless steel — won’t rust, tarnish, or fade.
Is it gift-ready?
Yes! It comes in a soft velvet pouch, or you can upgrade to a premium gift box for $5.
Can I engrave a personal message?
Absolutely. You can add back engraving for $5. Make it cute, spicy, or sentimental!
What’s the delivery time?
U.S. orders arrive in 7–16 days, and international orders in 10–20 days.
What if I change my mind?
No problem! We offer a 100% happiness guarantee—just contact us and we’ll fix it.
